things that should be allowed to be used in essays: i shit you not you feel me no but get this i’m just sayin let me explain you a thing and yeah
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
shampood: my sisters a huge pothead and today her freind came over and was like “yo pass me some of that dank weed” and my sisters like “no its mine” AND THEN HER FREIND GOES “god damn i didnt ask for your dank greed” AND IM LAUGHIN SO HARD
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curlingwithmetaphor: davidtennantandfriends: eldunariliduen: metatheta: malfoyinthetardis: PLEASE, I’m proving a point to this guy.
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
werenotshortwerefunsized: indianapopovich: ...
herunicorn: thetardiswantscasinit: goregeousity: “You’re going to die normal” “Like heartattack?” yeah or a caR CRASH BECAUSE DEAN NEVER LOOKS AT THE GODDAMN ROAD Ironically, the one time there was a car accident it was Sam driving
milkouji: my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena
I just realized that 42 seconds into 4:23 pm on August 4, 2015, that will be the only moment in our lifetime where the date is all of The Numbers from Lost in order: 4/8/15, 16:23:42
egberts: i wonder how much salt has been wasted filming supernatural
louisharrystylinson: louisharrystylinson: I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER see the ball feel the ball be the ball
fahrenheit-469: its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
jacknoir: “whats up” “the roof”
nutelladown-whore: foreverafox: I’m going to be the first one to ship Shrek and Cory “Are you sure about this?” Shrek asked Cory in his thick Scottish accent. He didn’t want to hurt the boy lying underneath him, he wanted to make sure that Cory was comfortable with what was about to happen. “Of course I’m sure, Shrek…I love you.” Cory whispered, taking Shrek’s face in his hands gently and...
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snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
dingoinnuendo: OH MY GOD THEY WERE CALLED PIXEL CHIX THIS WAS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING WHEN I WAS 9
techiejellyfish: i-will-eviscerate—you: the-fandoms-are-cool: urbanfuck: my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on this is beautiful
i should’ve picked a less painful otp